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- tumblr servers: we're sorry, we're too busy watching glee to actually work
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- friend: omg, your parents are so nice!
- you: it's because you're here.
- me: omg i can't believe you came to my house im honoured
- band member:
- me:
- band member:
- me:
- band member:
- me:
- band member: you kidnapped me and tied me to a chair
Imagine the names of the future generations.
- Mother: Hi, Harry. Did you invite your friends over?
- Son: Yes mom, this is Peeta, Blaine, Percy, Katniss, Sherlock and Thedoctor.
- Mother: You should have asked that nice Nepeta girl over.
